Frooti Chaiye
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
I can never ever grow up!!!
Yestday ‘fter returning 4m office, I had a desperate urge to drink Frooti.
As I had already
changed and was in my favorite skimpy attire, I tried forcing my friend Tanu to get it for me. But as she is the sleeping beauty of our PG, she refused bcoz she had more important dreams to visualize than quenching my thirst with that dodo drink.
I tried my level best to convince her & wake her up from her not so deep slumber, but...:( hard luck!!!
Finally I called up Ravi and the conversation goes as follows:
Ravi: Hello!
Gari(Almost in a shrill): Muje Frooti chahiye!!!! Maine aadhe kapde pehne hain n tanu ne pure kapde pehne hain fir bhi vo mere lie frooti nahi laa rahi. Aap usko daant lagao.
Tanu is all laughing but a bit queasy to talk to him…but afterall meri kuchh to chalti hai naa :)
Ravi: Meri biwi ko frooti chaiye, plz get her one
Tanu: Nahi, main nahi jaungi
I myself don’t believe but I was acting like a child shouting loudly and throwing my arms and legs in air…muje frooti chaiye, muje frooti chaiye, muje frooti chaiye.......
Ravi is such a sweetheart..he literally begged Tanu to get a bottle of Frooti for me..the conversation continues..
Ravi: if u’ll get Frooti for her then you’ll become my favorite saali
Tanu: muje nahi banana favorite saali…saale dono log pakaau ho…muje sone do.
Ravi: plz plz plz
Tanu: ok..let me sleep for 5 mins and I’ll get her Frooti after 5 mins.
Ravi to Gari: Vo 5 mins me laa rahi hai betu..
Gari(seeing Tanu sleeping gloriously): Vo nahi laa rahi :(:(:(unwaaaa
Tanu: main agar Frooti laungi to muje kya milega?
Ravi: agar 5 mins me le aaegi to jo chaiye sab mil jaega
Tanu: muje 1 diamond necklace chaiye.
Ravi: Done! Get her frooti in 5 mins and you’ll get it.
Tanu(Realizing her
tanupanti): Nahi…muje 10 mins chaiye…
and started abusing me with some indecent words which are the most friendly words in the dictionary of friends--Saali Kutti Kameeni..
Gari to Ravi: Main saali, kutti kameeniI hun kya??? Tanu bol rahi hai :(:(
Ravi: Saali to vo hai :D:D
Tanu(
Totally irritated and smiling as well): Plz chup ho jao tum log...dimag ka dahi kar diya hai!!!
And the conversation continues…and the desire to have Frooti getting stronger and stronger in me. Finally my dear friend agrees to get me a frooti which brings a triumphant smile on my hero’s face.
Ravi: Aur kuchh chaiye Shonu?
Gari: Muje popcorn bhi chaiye
Ravi: Hum to apna dil le ke baithe hain hatheli mein…and aap popcorn ki farmaish kar rahe hain??? :(
Gari is all blushing
Ravi: Fenfde(Lungs) me haath daal ke nikala hai..n aap hans rahe ho???
And we both were laughing to our fullest blood rushing through our cheeks, unable to speak even a single word...
Awww..how I loved it!!! It left my face all pink and giggles.
Some moments in life simply make you smile. Those little times , when added together, makes Life a lot more than just ... :)
This is what I call Happiness.
And ya!!! i got that Frooti too...within 10 mins :) That saves Ravi from getting a diamond necklace for her favorite saali ;)