Friday, May 28, 2010

Dzire to Drive!!!

Know what marriage does to you?? Read on...
There was a girl who loved driving her dad's car.
She drove on highway @ 110/hr...such was her confidence.
She took an overloaded car in heavy traffic, through narrow lanes, and none of the passengers(dada-dadi-chachi etc etc) knew driving...such was her confidence.

And then one day...she got married.

Monday, May 24, 2010

The Morning T...and Angry Me



2 weeks to go!!!
Waiting desperately when I’ll have somebody to talk to in our house besides Ravi, when somebody will come and pamper me in the way ravi wd never do…when that somebody will wake up at my first call to her…or rather will even wake up before me.
Who else…ofcourse…mumma!!!
(These statements definitely mean that m angry with u shona x-( )

It generally happens that I wake up at 7-7:30, preparer T, brkfst, get ready and start calling ravi by 8:30 or even 9 sometimes. But this guy is sooooo much found of sleep…rather ‘AALSI’ that he wd not get up!!!
Once I got so angry that I locked up the house and left for office. Before going I wrote him a letter…letter full of anger stating clearly that I won’t talk to you. And where I wrote letter...ofcourse on the first thing he picks up after getting up…’NEWSPAPER’ So intense was my anger on that day that I spoiled the entire first page of the newspaper, poor guy did not even make out what news is ‘encrypted’ behind ma handwriting :P

Hey??? It’s not funny, OK!!

He kept calling me but I wd not pick up! He called up my colleague but I wd not talk to him. How we made up things I can’t recall…but ya he wd have definitely done something sweet. I was also happy that atleast he realizes now that I need to take the first cup of T with him…spend some time talking with him in the morning before starting the hectic/lame whatever kinda day…that half an hour is so important without which the day can’t start off well!!!

This was a tale of 5 months back…and today again….m ready to write a similar story :(

Ufff!!!!!!!
Any body can propose any solution to help me? Or any solution for Ravi to get a loooong sleep without an irritated wife irritating him unstoppably???

Saturday, May 22, 2010

M A Shopaholic!!!


Puzzle for you:
Tell me that one thing with which you can win a girl’s heart, that one thing with which you can rejuvenate her spoiled mood, that one thing with which you can sort out your ‘tu-tu, main-main’…the list is endless.
Any clues what am I talking about? Well, I hope you guessed it right…
It’s ShOPpiNG!!!! :D
You don’t agree?? Ask a guy with a wife, or a gf, or might be both ;) and he’ll tell you what is the significance of shopping in his life.
The word shopping takes me 3 years back, when I was in Noida. I had my own cash in pocket and for little more sugar coating…I was a spinster then!! :D Man!!! I was a shopaholic. Whenever I was too happy, or too sad, or none of these…I caught hold of any of ma friend and forced her to accompany me (Tanz was my most frequent shikar), and most of the time we entered house with minimum one baggage :P 
Then I got married and consequently I had a hubby who acted like a mirror telling me what looks good on me or what will look good in house. Gradually I became habitual…or rather…dependent on his comments/compliments. The dependency grew till an extent where I could not shop even for onion or tomatoes without his consent :P
You might think what a joke….but that’s true.
Once I got a chance to go on a shopping spree with office frenz in absence of ma manager. That was the first time I actually roamed in the lanes of commercial street, entering each and every ‘dukan’ to check what’s available, be it of any use or not :P
That day I realized what a miserable shopper I had become where I could not decide on my own whether I intend to buy something or not.
Uss din maine 1 prann liya, that I’ll fall back to ma shopping habbits and main apne shopping ka hunar waste nahi hone dungi.
And here I am..bunked office this friday and went out for shopping :P
Believe me…such a nice feeling it is to have shopped something!! And even better you feel after flaunting the shopping experience to the whole world.
Ah!!! I confess, M a shopaholic and I love shopping!

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